Definitions by brandon

pony 

Also used in conjunction with the words "My little" to form the phrase My Little Pony. A "Pony" or "My Little Pony" is usually reminiscent of a frail, white trash child, covered in spaghetti sauce and dirt stains, with floppy, greasy hair, resembling the toy "My little Pony" which was left out in the backyard all winter long.

Look at the trail of Pony's walking into Wal-Mart.

pony by Brandon September 19, 2003

thwang 

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

thwang by Brandon September 16, 2003

fur diaper 

(n) an extremely hairy crotch.

sue - the dude had a total fur diaper, it felt like I was sexin a bath mat.

fur diaper by brandon September 3, 2003

JBW 

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

JBW by Brandon September 2, 2003

nargis 

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

nargis by Brandon August 31, 2003

necrophiliac 

someone who has intercourse with dead people.

Go rape a corpse you gay necrophiliac!

necrophiliac by Brandon August 23, 2003

shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

The man will shag his wife tonight.

shag by Brandon August 5, 2003