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Money

the underlying reason for every government, political, or business decision you will ever hear of
Aren't the Episcopals pissed about the gay bishop because of the moral problems it presents?

No man, it's all about money.
by Brad August 8, 2003
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Fossado

A rare ingredient that you can only obtain when you mix a potato, a tomato... And a lot fo alcohol.
Person 1: *hic* Hey, you wanna sing the fossado song?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
All: One fossado, two fossado, three fossado, four! Five fossado, six fossado, seven fossado, MOOOOORE!
by Brad March 21, 2005
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cheeze nipper

Dude did you hear what that cheeze nipper said shes retarded!
by Brad January 8, 2003
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birdcage

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass;
What's the matter with you birdcage?
by Brad February 26, 2004
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A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"
by Brad May 14, 2004
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Feminem

(a) Name given to Detroit rapper Eminem by people who view him as lacking rap talent and as a tool of the mainstream pop world. Used by other rappers, such as Esham the Unholy, Insane Clown Posse, and Ja Rule. (b) Used to describe one who attempts to emulate said rapper.
(a) I really wanna hatchet Feminem to death. (b) There's a lot of Feminems in my school.
by Brad April 10, 2004
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bogan

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.
Chris Franklin, Eric Bana as "Poita" on Fast Forward, most of Campbelltown.
by Brad June 4, 2004
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