braD's definitions

coalesce

to have sex with

me and teddy were watchin them derned coalescent films

by brad June 2, 2004

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

350z

an attractive, powerful, and luxurious car. the performance is superb and so is the pretty much everything about the car.

The Nissan 350z is more than a second slower than the latest Skyline GTR in the 1/4th mile.
The 350z is in no way as quick as a Skyline GTR.

by brad October 11, 2003

pussy-poping

to pop a girls cherry

man i was pussy-poping all night.

by brad March 7, 2005

wazza

a doOd that owns a Landscaping business in QLD.....
wazza... aka warren

Brad: hey WAzza howz it hanging??
WaZ: yeh.... did u fuk teegan?
Brad: yea, she was a dud tho :(

by Brad November 29, 2004

Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.

Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!

by Brad December 28, 2007

oreo faggot

A faggot who dates interracially.

"I heard that Jamal is dating steven now. What an oreo faggot!"

by Brad January 11, 2005