butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze
Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck
by Brad November 05, 2003
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Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.
Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.
by BRad October 19, 2003
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Bodegas

The most stylish, sexy, amazing film ever released. From the brilliant minds of " Random Entertainment " Bodegas rocks more than Bill Nye and the the white power ranger... put together.
by Brad September 22, 2004
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jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.
a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.
by Brad April 18, 2004
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log legs

a woman whose legs look like tree trunks. also known as cankles.
Damn that chick has some serious "log legs"...timber
by Brad December 14, 2004
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duelo

duel, fighting verus someone from hispania
An argentenian comes upto you and you go
DUELO
by Brad June 20, 2003
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Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.
Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.
by Brad February 15, 2005
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