bowman's definitions

effer

A variant of "fucker" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Pre-teens have been known to use it when quoting, should the term "fucker" come up in the quotation.

"Pig effer!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

wazzobi

A Japanese way of saying "Hello, wazzup?" derived from combining "wazzup" with the Japanese slang for "Hello", "Hazzobi".

"Yo, wazzobi?"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Take off

An expression of disbelief, like "Get out of town!", although it can also be used as a Canadian variation of "Fuck off!"

"Take off, eh!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

head

A clitoris.

Use your big head. Use condoms.

by Bowman June 11, 2006

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

bullwinkle

An excessively hairy penis, like that of a bull or moose.

"It's hard to suck on a bullwinkle without getting hair tangled in your teeth and gettin' stuck!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002