It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.
Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank
damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.
Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021
A woman who has a giant number of sexual intercourse with a large number of individuals without any form of quality control.
- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.
by PapaPeller January 24, 2014
The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"
by monke is king no capp March 3, 2021