bojzzle's definitions

prollum bitch

basically, if a girl has one or more of the following problems:
*if she got kids wit no daddy
*if she got crabs all up in her panties (or any other STD)
*if she full of drama and she never happy
*if she been golddiggin
*if she jealous cuz you LOOK AT other women
*if she hovers up in yo business (like where you at, what you doin, who the fuck is she?)

...then she aint nothin but a prollum bitch

note: also spelled "problem bitch"

Fuckin Christa put a hole in that condom and got pregnant. I'm serious I checked it and it was a round lil pinhole in the tip! She even said she did it so she could keep me! thats a fuckin prollum bitch mayne!

by bojzzle September 27, 2007

something dont taste right in the kool-aid

Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.

Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"

by bojzzle August 23, 2007

Go Own HD

To physically attack ones parental units when they try to discipline them.

Own HD's mom: Im taking away your playstation for the bike helmet tickets you got, Josh!

Own HD: NO MOM!!! (starts punching her in the head)

^this is what we call to "GO Own HD" on someone

by bojzzle July 12, 2007

cho'in

Runnin around committing mass homicide, where you shoot a bunch of muhfuckas.

mayne I went Cho'in last night and popped 13 punk ass bloods!

by bojzzle May 28, 2007

boulder dash

another way of saying "bullshit"

Joe: ey teacher, I forgot my homework because my neighbor jizzed on it!

Teacher: Oh, boulder dash!

by bojzzle April 16, 2007

four wheeler

a truck drivers' term for a regular car on the road.

Goddamn it! that fuckin four wheeler cut me off again!!

by bojzzle January 24, 2007

gangsta treats

The benefits a chick gets when she dates a gangsta. more often its more physical than status-wise. kind of like "eye candy" or "the lollipop" or "the white stuff that squirts down a chicks throat" are all examples of gangsta treats. Synonym to "pimp juice"

Gangsta: wadup baby, u want some gangsta treats?

Chick: aite

Gangsta: *pulls out dick*

by bojzzle January 9, 2007