70 definition by bojzzle

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
by bojzzle May 28, 2020

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a false name meant to be funny
for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.
by bojzzle October 13, 2004

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nothing. what you say to someone who asks you what you have, what you saw, whats up, etc.
Deebo: Sup Smokes?
Smokey: nuh'in
Deebo: what u got on my drink smokes?
Smokey: nuh'in
Deebo: Don't lie!!!
by bojzzle January 31, 2005

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When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
by bojzzle June 09, 2010

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a dick
so you take the banana and slip it over your andy johnson
by bojzzle January 19, 2010

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Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.
Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"
by bojzzle August 19, 2007

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Fairfield, CA. Chair of solano county.
Imma go get some bitches at the clubs in the flatts
by bojzzle October 02, 2004

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