pedomalodoritis

at the end of a long hard day of hiking through the rainforest and wading through the amazon i took off my shoes and realized i had a particularly awful case of pedomalodoritis.
by bobertdude April 19, 2011
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washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.
don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.
by bobertdude March 04, 2009
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common cold

what i have right now
by bobertdude September 24, 2007
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english

the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english
as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.
by bobertdude December 04, 2007
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chilling

a cool way of telling someone you sat around doing nothing.
hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: just home chilling.
hot girl: that's cool
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hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: i was sitting at home doing nothing.
hot girl: wow, you're a loser.
by bobertdude May 24, 2009
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pop fluff

"Stars Are Blind"; Paris Hilton's new album is a perfect example of pop fluff.
by bobertdude June 26, 2007
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Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.
"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".
by bobertdude January 27, 2009
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