bobertdude's definitions

chilling

a cool way of telling someone you sat around doing nothing.

hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: just home chilling.
hot girl: that's cool
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hot girl: where were you saturday?
guy: i was sitting at home doing nothing.
hot girl: wow, you're a loser.

by bobertdude May 23, 2009

shake

weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?

shake sucks because it's usually dry and flakey. buy healthy nugs.

by bobertdude December 18, 2009

pedomalodoritis

having smelly feet

at the end of a long hard day of hiking through the rainforest and wading through the amazon i took off my shoes and realized i had a particularly awful case of pedomalodoritis.

by bobertdude May 9, 2011

pop fluff

Light, stale and meaningless pop music

"Stars Are Blind"; Paris Hilton's new album is a perfect example of pop fluff.

by bobertdude July 27, 2007

plagiarism

From Wikipedia: "is the practice of claiming, or implying, original authorship or incorporating material from someone else's written or creative work, in whole or in part, into ones own without adequate acknowledgment."

What I'm doing is not plagiarism because I acknowledged Wikipedia as a direct source of the information and I quoted what I took from the article. There's a world of difference.

-"You know, Family Guy wouldn't be accused of plagiarism if they just admitted to the fact that they copy The Simpsons all the time."
-"It'd still sucks ass, though."
-"I totally agree with you."

by bobertdude August 1, 2007

final fantasy vii

"...quite possibly the greatest game ever made."
-GameFan Magazine

In my mind, Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever made.

by bobertdude August 3, 2007

afro nipples

Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.

It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.

by bobertdude June 9, 2007