Urban Dictionary: Definitions by bobdobolina

magnamanus

Your idiot friend says 'magnamanus' instead of 'Unanimous'.

Bubba: Hey Dale! What kind of beer are we supposed to get for the party?
Dale: I asked, and it was magnamanus. Everyone wants natural light.

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A phrase used when you need someone to come pick you up.

Yo trey, my ole lady took my ride, can you come scoop a nigga?

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It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

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When you call someone that doesn't want to talk to you, they put you on hold forever so you will eventually hang up.

I hate my phone company. I called customer service and they put me on forever hold. They played showtunes so loud, I had to hang up!

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Secret code for "Netflix and Chill". Used when around many people and you don't want them to know.

Steve - Hey Suzie! After the party, let's go see Nicholas and Jill.
Suzie - Don't forget the condoms!

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People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.

Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."

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Before electricity was invented, full moons would cause masses of people to come out of their houses at night and frolic under the moonlight.

There's a full moon tonight, I'm sure all the lunatics will be out causing havoc!

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