bobbt.cum's definitions

incorrect

When something is absolutely positively right and your sure of it.

This definition is incorrect.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

eat your monkey

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

white ass

When your ass is so white, people call you a white ass.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

algebra

Something you need to know to make planes that fly. If you do not know this, you cannot make planes that fly.

Shit dawg, I missed out on algebra - This plane dere, she won't fly.

by bobbt.cum March 4, 2003

will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003