14 definitions by bobbt.cum

penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

incorrect

When something is absolutely positively right and your sure of it.

This definition is incorrect.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

white ass

When your ass is so white, people call you a white ass.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

flaming fist

Cover your fist in Tabasco Sauce(TM) and shove it up a girls ass. Similar to lighting your ass on fire.

Hey babe, lets progress this relationship. Time for a flaming fist.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

buck nuts

Refers to the crazyness of a situation, as well as moose nuttyness.

Man that was buck nuts.

by bobbt.cum February 28, 2003