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Good baditude

A cutesy way to refer to somebody, usually a child, having a bad attitude.
"Ashley, why did you do that? Do we have a good baditude this morning?"
by bob_johnson July 27, 2021
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not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
by bob_johnson May 8, 2021
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borphin

A borphin is a odd looking object which kind of looks like it has an important purpose but the exact purpose becomes more elusive the longer you look at it.

Talked about by Dr. Suess in the book "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?"
Every morning at six, Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a Borphin to fix. The borphin is schlumping and so he has to unschlump it.
by bob_johnson September 11, 2024
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Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"
by bob_johnson January 22, 2023
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discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.
What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"
by bob_johnson November 26, 2021
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Rictus

Do you have a rictus right now? I'd like to talk to you about something
by bob_johnson August 1, 2022
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schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 20, 2024
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