bob sometimes's definitions

Big Muck

Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.

"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

pluffer

One who pluffs uncontrollably.

"I say! Whats happened in here?"

"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

scouser

As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.

"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

rapper's cock

Descriptive of an item that is pungently flavoured with cheese.

"By 'eck Ma, these Wotsits are as cheesy as a rapper's cock!"

or

"I'll have the deep-pan Hawaian please Waitress, with extra pineapple and more cheese than a rapper's cock."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

buggeree

One who is buggered, as opposed to one who does the buggering (a buggerer).

"Alright Kids, I'll race you all to the Neverland sign... Last one there is today's buggeree."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

clean the drains

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005