bob jones's definitions

Ddev

The BEST darn impact turn ever. Growth bad in a nutshell.

"Group the DAs, go straight down, here comes Ddev!"

by Bob Jones November 9, 2003

piano

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist

Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!

by bob jones March 17, 2005

turn the pages

to lick your fingers before rubbing a female's pussy

" Dude...did you turn her pages?"

"Hell yeah i did"

by bob jones March 24, 2004

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

rusty gertch

A term for a gay swiss/mexican with an affinity for animal sex.

Edgar gave Robby D a rusty Gertch!

by bob jones March 19, 2005

fear ninja

Runescape God and icon worshiped by all who know him and loves to kill noobs with his friend Runeknight 95.

Fear Ninja is the king!

by Bob Jones January 9, 2005

neenoo

the word used by silly people in new jersey. it means yes, or i love you.

DOnt tell me all this air humping is leading to knowhere. NeeNoo

by bob jones October 20, 2004