rusty gertch

A term for a gay swiss/mexican with an affinity for animal sex.

Edgar gave Robby D a rusty Gertch!

by bob jones March 20, 2005

the angry floyd

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"

Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

eminuendo

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

by bob jones December 25, 2015

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005

neenoo

the word used by silly people in new jersey. it means yes, or i love you.

DOnt tell me all this air humping is leading to knowhere. NeeNoo

by bob jones October 21, 2004

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

by bob jones March 20, 2005