lmpo

Laughing My Penis Off

That joke made me lmpo.

by Bob Johnson March 08, 2004

skittle

is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate

HAHAHA you just ate skittles!

by bob johnson February 25, 2005

hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 12, 2004

Kofi Annan

The weakest coffee in the world.

If you want a weak, non-threatening coffee with no power, opt for Kofi Annan.

by Bob Johnson May 14, 2005

propane

clean burning, odorless, efficient fuel usually used in cooking and heating.

Hank Hill:You wanna buy some propane or propane accessories?
Customer: yea i just got a new grill.
Hank Hill:ok you can have 2-100 gallon tanks for $220.
Customer: wow thats a lot, and seems expensive.
Hank Hill:No, no! With propane, the sky's the limit!

by bob johnson December 11, 2004

baggies

Clear evidence of a doom ho(u)se

Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!

by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004

skinny

slang word for niggers in "black hawk down" because they were really malnourished

Skinnies on the rooftop! Get the .50 cal!

by Bob Johnson March 19, 2005