bob johnson's definitions

Kofi Annan

The weakest coffee in the world.

If you want a weak, non-threatening coffee with no power, opt for Kofi Annan.

by Bob Johnson May 15, 2005

propane

clean burning, odorless, efficient fuel usually used in cooking and heating.

Hank Hill:You wanna buy some propane or propane accessories?
Customer: yea i just got a new grill.
Hank Hill:ok you can have 2-100 gallon tanks for $220.
Customer: wow thats a lot, and seems expensive.
Hank Hill:No, no! With propane, the sky's the limit!

by bob johnson December 10, 2004

floobies

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

skinny

slang word for niggers in "black hawk down" because they were really malnourished

Skinnies on the rooftop! Get the .50 cal!

by Bob Johnson March 18, 2005

Deezledorf

A stupid, oafish idiot. Often used to make fun of someone playing a childish card game.

Hey dumbass, you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh? You're a queer deezledorf!

by Bob Johnson November 5, 2003

baggies

Clear evidence of a doom ho(u)se

Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!

by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004

anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005