bob's definitions

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.

Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.

by Bob May 13, 2005

wank chop

A Person who is so stupid and dumb they are called a wank chop

Barry u Wank chop chew on my lefty

by Bob May 13, 2005

Flaw-Flaws

When you make it to the crapper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes "Flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw."

"Man, what was all that noise about?"

"Oh, I got the flaw-flaws. Must have been that chili from last night."

by bob February 23, 2005

crazy dave

A slang word for describing a man mentally unstable who provokes fear into people that meet him.

Have you seen that spooky house up on the top of the hill? I heard that a real crazy dave lives there.

by Bob May 13, 2005

fine

fine: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, egotistical

that idiot sure is fine!

by bob February 25, 2005

hoffenhiemer

To mop a dirty spot.
on hands and knees scrubing, scrubing scrubing. David saw me doing it hard.

Mom i'm going to Hoffenhiemer the kitchen

by Bob February 25, 2005

borify

to make something boring

Mr. D can really borify roman mythology

by bob February 25, 2005