bob's definitions

mtv

poisoned the good music we once had

need i say more?
mtv

by bob July 15, 2008

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

dick freeze

sumone that freezes shit to there dick or dildo after anal 4 a tasty treat

jamie likes to freeze the shit on this dick from anal for a tasty treat a true blue dick freeze

by bob February 17, 2004

pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs

SASR || pseudo chance

by Bob March 14, 2004

queef

A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.

by Bob August 27, 2003

kenny kearn

a kid who gets boners in english & has warts on his fingers

oh my gosh. shanon did you see kenny kearns large boner.

by Bob September 1, 2008

Rolodex

A word invented by Conan O' Brien. It can be a compliment or an insult, depending on the way it is said. Generally good. See conezone Whenever used about Conan, it is ALWAYS good.

Man, Conan O' Brien is SO Rolodex!
Damnit, you're SO rolodex..
Ew... That guy is so rolodex..

by Bob November 3, 2004