bob's definitions

alcy

shortened word for alcoholic

goddam dan is such an alcy thats like his 30th beer

by bob April 18, 2005

Crease Gang

A real bunch of bloody wankers. Just a typical wannabe gang who aint got much to show except their pansy color matching and fag-ish naming systems.

The retard who created the gang.

by Bob April 19, 2005

Matchbook Romance

Another crappy band loved hysterically, not only for their feminine makeup and tight pants, but for the squealing vocals. What a world emo has created but for the intake of more bands such as Matchbook romance?

If you can barely see out of one eye because of your really gay hair, have pants that make you look like you have a vagina, and makeup for no god damn reason except to conform to the next big scene...chances are youre something close to this band.

by Bob April 19, 2005

mingling

The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.

Why, what a marvelous pair of pedal reachers that mingling is attached to.

by Bob April 19, 2005

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

unathlete

a person who plays a sport but has absolutely no athletic ability.

Devin is such an unathlete

by Bob April 20, 2005

marketa

A beautiful brunette capable of seducing any young man she can. She's down with J.C. and had four beautiful best friends.

The marketa walked down to street and four guys kissed her feet.

by Bob April 22, 2005