1101 definitions by bob

squog

a person who looks like a mix between a dog and squid.

by bob September 8, 2003

odat

Biggest hippie on earth

That odat loves VB.

by bob October 14, 2003

Wank stick

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect

When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)

by bob March 26, 2005

lamf

lame ass mother fucker. heard it back in the late 70s. seemed to derive from the Punk movement.

Eric: Did you see Seth last night at the party?

Mitch: Yeah. He was a real lamf.

by bob October 5, 2004

weight

N.
1. The measurement of the amount of mass of an object has.
2. Term used to describe large shipments of drugs, usually illegal

1. Did you get the hight and weight of the criminal?
2. There's a pretty good amount of weight waiting to be picked up down by the dock.

by bob April 14, 2003

dridge

a gay bar competition where men attempt to see who can fit the most fingers in ones asshole.

they have fun at the dridge

by bob May 9, 2003

Straight

1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.

1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.

by bob April 10, 2005