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liberal media

Lemme try to explain this without resorting to insults and stupid comments like other people, liberal or conservative, have both done.

There is a liberal media, its impossible in America to not have anyone in the media who isnt liberal. However, news shows such as Fox News, CNN, CBS, etc., however many liberals are actually working on the show, we mustn't forget that the ones who own the companies, and ultimately control what goes on the air, are extremely wealthy Christian white men (i know that sounds a bit racist but its true nonetheless). Now think, the democrats want to make the rich pay more taxes since they can afford it, and they want to regulate big businesses like them more. They therefore, arent democrats. George Bush wants to give tax cuts to the rich people, therefore they are republicans. So the people who own the companies which control the news are republicans. Therefore, it is not at all surprising if they decide to keep their stations from airing any stories that slam their president whom they support in any way.
There are some comedy shows and programs that are liberal, but they are merely politcal satire and appear very liberal since conservatives leave themselves so open to jokes. (See The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion)
There are also many liberal celebrities, and it can sometimes get annoying when MTV begins trying to appeal to kids by saying they hate bush too. However, MTV and whatever celebrities do are not a major part of the media, The News is.

Comedy shows and a few bush slamming stories on the news are about the extent of the liberal media
by Bob May 3, 2006
mugGet the liberal mediamug.

swos

abr -Slut Whore Of Satan. A female who listens to heavy metal, or other extreme hybrids of the style and attends live band shows dressed in black and leather in order to find someone to have sexual intercourse with and leave the temporary partner the next morning.

short - a slut who listens to heavy metal.
"That ugly bitch over there is a SWOS"
"Man, this gig is full of SWOS"
"I could go a SWOS or two right now"
by Bob November 21, 2002
mugGet the swosmug.

monnchichi

a crazy hair style where the hair is so long you look like big foot. aka a piece of shit on your head
you look like a monnchichi
by Bob May 9, 2003
mugGet the monnchichimug.

Park Fucker

When your home backs onto a park.

The park fucker is the cunt that jumps your fence from the Park and you beat
the living shit out of them.
I'm gonna smash your fucking head in Park Fucker!!!!!!!!!!
by Bob March 1, 2003
mugGet the Park Fuckermug.

thou

Machine Tool Operator Tech Speak for "Thousandths of an Inch" (.001").
The hole needs to be 150 thou deep plus or minus 10 thou.
by Bob December 29, 2003
mugGet the thoumug.

Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.
So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...
by bob May 13, 2005
mugGet the Britney Spearsmug.

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.
Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.
by Bob February 4, 2005
mugGet the sumo cockmug.

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