bob's definitions

TAINTUPUNTURE

the practice of sticking needles in your or your friends scrotum or vagina to promote healing.

Scot practiced taintupuncture in our scrotum after sitting on cold toilet seats.

by bob January 18, 2005

ying-yang

A ying-yang is your butthole.What you are talking about is the yin yang which also could be your butthole.

uppa yo ying-yang
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*Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

by Bob December 28, 2005

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

george clooney

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

by bob November 26, 2003

Straight

1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.

1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.

by Bob April 10, 2005

boohbah

positively adorable fuzzy weird looking things, that seem to fart alot.like me.

That boohbah is as cute as it gets.

by bob December 23, 2004

craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.

It's as craptacular as cow-pie.

by Bob April 10, 2004