bob's definitions

Ricer

a person who modifies a vehicle for looks with really bad taste, and no performance.

example of a ricer would be anyone who modifies a vehicle with really bad paint job, mismatched colored interior, and exterior. for performance, the cat is taken out, or just has an exhuast tip instead of an actual full exhaust, the springs are clipped to lower it, and has really bad camber.

sentence1: that ricer thinks his car looks good, but no one seems to like it.

sentence2: that ricer has no knowledge on cars.

by bob November 17, 2003

tipping the velvet

an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.

i tpped her velvet

by bob May 29, 2003

banjo string

The area between the ass and balls.. notice the 'seam' of skin in this area, forming a small line, hence, the banjo string.

by Bob April 1, 2003

riscphree

the l337-est haxz0r.....ever.

the most elite hax0r you'll ever meet.

by Bob February 23, 2004

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

toxicbomb

A strange creature that plays with a tablet and clay. He is the type of creature that syas hes going to make a cartoon but he gets too lazy(excuses pff). I think its just a.d.d. because that boys got problems. If he was my son, id be like-"BOY, I WILL BACKHAND YOU!" ha, that would show him whos boss. that creature is a no good tally whacker with an IQ of 10. Steer clrea of this menace, for hes a bad, BAD little boy.

Actually, there is none because its not worth the typing.

by BOb February 25, 2004

Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004