flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

Nina

Another word for a vagina, uncomon to use but great when you dont want other people to know what you are talking about

"Hey! Dont touch my nina!" or "Do you prefere sex in the rectom or the nina?"

by bob May 13, 2005

road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.

Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."

by Bob July 23, 2003

Sublime

Sublime is a great band from Long Beach, California..That are a reggae-ska-punkish feel they are great in my opinion but i hate when people hate of them callign them pop-rock

Sublime ownz, who cares if they are on the radio? i actully think people who think bands should stay indie all the time should fuck off..i sometimes wish Goldfinger and all werw Mainstream so i could listen to them on the radio..but i gotta put in a CD cuz of fags like you all who think going mainstream is selling out

by Bob January 30, 2005

Kwiyamah

Sexual relations with a hippo

That girl kwiyamahed Humphrey!

by Bob November 08, 2004

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005

internet cam whores

It's just like a net business meeting but with hot nekkid chicks who do what you type to em.

USB web cam; 30 dollars.
Dildo; 50 dollars.
Internet Cam Whores; priceless.

by Bob February 21, 2005