bluemuffin's definitions

beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

Transformers

(The motion picture produced back in 2007)

A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.

Dude: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see transformers?

Other: Yeah, it sucked hard eh?

Sheeple dude: What?

by bluemuffin May 29, 2009

digg

A web site that over glorifies everything that is linux or apple. Anything that is microsoft is evil apparently.

A digg user has a nerdgasm whenever someone besides hismelf knows what Linux is.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

innovation

A word used by game developers when they are going to fuck up a game.

Dev: We're going to make the game more innovative and fun!

*later on after release*
Gamer: Dude! WTF THIS GAME SUCKS!

Innovation...how it fails in most new games.

by bluemuffin May 29, 2009

Www.niggamonth

Www.niggamonth.com is a website that explains the rules of black history month

“Hey do you know where I can find the rules for black history month?” “Yeah! Just go to www.niggamonth.com

by BlueMuffin February 1, 2023

Fallout 3

A piece of crap game that is an insult to the previous games that came out before it.

Players who never played fallout love it, but players who played the first 2 hated it because almost everything about fallout 3 sucks. Especially the voice acting and horrible horrible dialogue.

Dude: Dude lets play fallout 3!
Other Dude: You mean oblivion?

Dude: PSHH whats the difference!

by bluemuffin May 29, 2009

Crysis

An Over hyped piece of shit game. Many geeks fail to realize that the game is not worth upgrading for and is simply just another typical fps.

Geek: DID YOU PLAY CRYSIS YET?

Dude: Nah I play good games like half-life 2 that are actually able to run on normal pc's.

by bluemuffin May 30, 2009