blthrskt's definitions

ASS

after sex smoke...
when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch

After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...

by blthrskt December 16, 2008

confession pad

a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...

sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...

Police: Write everything down on this confession pad...

Perp: OK, i'll tell you everything i know...

by blthrskt May 5, 2009

blatherskite

A babbling, foolish person
nonsense blather
blthrskt (without vowels)
author blthrskt
Staten Island, NY

Blathering Blatherskite
From Ducktales, Fenton Crackshell accountant to Scrooge McDuck...always said this... then Gyro invented a robot, Gizmo Duck, and used a secret password to get the Gizmo Duck robot suit on the person who said the word "Blatherskite"...and in turn Fenton Crackshell became Gizmo Duck...whenever he said the secret password..."Blatherskite"...

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

charm

-to charm someone is to please them, be well liked by everyone,
because you’re pleasing them, even if they don't like you,
business is business, never mix business with pleasure.....
-charming

charm

I, silent ruse, charmed the 11th and the 13th floor.... :)

The 11th floor have trashy little trampy earth minds...

by blthrskt November 25, 2009

35007

an old calculator joke...u need a calculator for this joke...

u take 1 girl, she's 16 years old, and you 69 her, 3 times..which equals(=) 35007...turn the calculator upside down, now what is she??? LOOSE!!!

35007 == LOOSE!!!

by blthrskt December 16, 2008

couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...

Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...

by blthrskt April 26, 2009

07/07/07 07:07:07 AM

the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year...

the seventh second of the seventh minute of the seventh hour...

July 07, 2007
7:07:07 AM

Timeless Treasures

06/06/06 six six six

07/07/07 07:07:07 AM
Dude it's 2 triple 7's...07/07/07 07:07:07 AM

by blthrskt November 25, 2009