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penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.
During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.
by Bloopy December 28, 2005
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hassle

An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.
Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.
by Bloopy July 25, 2006
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grody

A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.
He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
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onomatophobophobia

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.
Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.
by Bloopy September 7, 2010
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pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!
by Bloopy November 12, 2010
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