18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.
by bLiTcH February 04, 2008
by bLiTcH January 26, 2008
When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 21, 2008
This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
by bLiTcH December 21, 2007
This is the combination of Hilary and Bill Clinton. Hilary wearing the political pants in the relationship.
man 1: Who are you voting for this year?
man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.
by bLiTcH February 26, 2008
the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 04, 2010
A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH December 26, 2007