104 definitions by blake

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by blake August 9, 2004

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by blake October 29, 2004

hart

A buck... or male deer to all you non-hunters out there.

I just shot a hart! Come quick... the stag needs to be cleaned!

by blake January 11, 2005

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by blake October 30, 2004

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by blake November 12, 2002

Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

by blake April 10, 2005

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by blake November 12, 2002