blah's definitions

The Sexiest Devotchka

6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish

This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.

Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson

Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage


Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples

Dude did you see that chick?! She fully went Sexiest Devotchka on that idiot's
ass!!

by blah March 30, 2005

dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.

Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"

by Blah August 8, 2003

lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.

Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!

by blah September 17, 2003

SOJH

SOJH stands for Straight Outta Junior High.
SOJH is a cool band from Nebraska.

"You should listen to SOJH."
www.sojh.com

by blah December 2, 2003

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003

south pole

that ugly ghetto brand thats stuff all looks like sweatpants/shirts

eew, south pole is ghetto.

by blah April 13, 2004

James syndrome

The mindstate of being in a stupor mode. Or in simplier form, a mindstate of slowness where the brain literally slows down for x amount of time. This mind state is extremely dangerous and people suffering from this kind of syndrome....well it's too late for them now.

When you "IM" a person, and said person doesn't reply or respond to you it means he/she has the James Syndrome. If that's the case you should inform them and tell them to seek professinal help.

by blah May 17, 2004