black Flag's definitions

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

karaoke

A painful form of 'entertainment' only to be attempted when very, very, very drunk. (see also tribute band)

Big John needs a good 8 pints before he is in the mood to murder Hotel California

by black flag June 2, 2004

Fat Slags

A cartoon strip in Viz comics conserning the adventures of Sharon and Tracy the archetypical townie girls

The falt slags come from Fulchester.

by black flag June 27, 2004

Celtic

A scottish footie team, supported largely by the Irish Catholic, community whos supporters are far more open warm and friendly than the bigotted bastards who support Rangers.

For a good evening out watch Celtic play on TV in a Dublin pub.

by black flag June 2, 2004

hanging chad

A key part of the US electorial system.

The hanging chads swung the vote in favour of GW Bush

by black flag May 31, 2004

fidel castro

An bloke who's been pissing Americans off with style for 40 years!!!

'Worried, his as worried as Fidel Castro'

by Black Flag January 6, 2004

Sweeny Todd

1) Cockney rhyming slang for the Flying Squad, an elite fast response dectective branch of London's Metropolitan police. Often contracte to The Sweeny.

2) A mythical and murderous London barber who killed his customers and sold the bodies to a near by pie shop.

"WE've been told to touch nothing until Sweeny Todd get's here."

by black flag June 26, 2004