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pornosphere

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.
As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
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tera

A state of fear caused by terrists.
we are determined to win the war on tera
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
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push back

Middle-management buzzword for saying "no".
There was some push back from the client regarding the new creative. We'll have to re-do it.
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
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coderodor

A strong stench of b.o. which comes from days not bathing, grooming, or changing clothes.
He's a great software engineer, but we had to move him down the hall because of his coderodor.
by bkdouble October 21, 2006
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lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
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on the same page

After dinner at Morton's, Foley, Hastert, and DeLay held a special meeting at the townhouse so they could all get on the same page.
by bkdouble October 9, 2006
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bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.
I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
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