bkdouble's definitions

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

share

steal something that's not yours.

i use bittorrent to share files.

by bkdouble February 27, 2007

pornosphere

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.

As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

tera

A state of fear caused by terrists.

we are determined to win the war on tera

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

coderodor

A strong stench of b.o. which comes from days not bathing, grooming, or changing clothes.

He's a great software engineer, but we had to move him down the hall because of his coderodor.

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

Gay Head

A town located on Martha's Vineyard in Dukes County, Massachusetts, USA. The population was 344 at the 2000 census. It is known for its beautiful clay cliffs and quiet natural serenity, which has become less common in the heavily populated northeastern United States. The clay cliffs/beach are one of the few nude beaches left in the U.S. More recently, it has become celebrated as a center of Wampanoag culture and a center of pride and tradition amongst members of the tribe, who make up a majority of the town's residents.

On our last trip to the Vineyard, we spent the day swimming at Gay Head.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

work

1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

by bkdouble October 22, 2006