bkdouble's definitions

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 15, 2006

coderodor

A strong stench of b.o. which comes from days not bathing, grooming, or changing clothes.

He's a great software engineer, but we had to move him down the hall because of his coderodor.

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

on the same page

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After dinner at Morton's, Foley, Hastert, and DeLay held a special meeting at the townhouse so they could all get on the same page.

by bkdouble October 9, 2006

push back

Middle-management buzzword for saying "no".

There was some push back from the client regarding the new creative. We'll have to re-do it.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

art damage

a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.

symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman

art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.

You dont have to be art damage to go to burning man, but it helps.
She's all art damage.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

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krack

old school designation for kracked software, especially kracked macintosh software

Adobe Photoshop k
Quark XPress k
Filemaker Pro k

by bkdouble October 5, 2006