bkdouble's definitions

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

macintosh

Most
Applications
Crash,
If
Not,
Operating
System
Hangs

I got my mom a macintosh.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

work

1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

by bkdouble October 22, 2006

Gay Head

A town located on Martha's Vineyard in Dukes County, Massachusetts, USA. The population was 344 at the 2000 census. It is known for its beautiful clay cliffs and quiet natural serenity, which has become less common in the heavily populated northeastern United States. The clay cliffs/beach are one of the few nude beaches left in the U.S. More recently, it has become celebrated as a center of Wampanoag culture and a center of pride and tradition amongst members of the tribe, who make up a majority of the town's residents.

On our last trip to the Vineyard, we spent the day swimming at Gay Head.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

WIPPIT

Wireless
Internet
Point to
Point
Information
Technology

WIPPIT allows users to create ad-hoc wireless networks.

by bkdouble February 27, 2007

odorant

strong body odor - that which is fixed by deodorant

i think he put on too much odorant this morning ...

by bkdouble October 5, 2006