Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.
by bjergen August 11, 2006
Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
by bjergen May 09, 2007
quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).
She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.
by bjergen July 17, 2006
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The act of stealthily hitting a person in the back of the knee, causing the joint too rapidly unlock, sending them to the ground.
There I was, picking up on Amy, when that rat-bastard Richard came and durged me. I had been holding a fart in the chamber, but as I applied effort to keep myself from falling, I blasted an embarassing toot. Needless to say, my conversation with Amy was over.
by bjergen August 14, 2006
Chaotic, worthless leadership. Often occurring in less desirable environments in which power-hungry idiots assume positions of leadership.
I think we'd all be better off without Bill's leadershit. He's a raging idiot. Hour for hour, he makes less than he did when scrubbed toilets. Now he gets off on telling us what to do. Pass the plunger.
by bjergen February 27, 2007