No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.
You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
by bitchuck November 01, 2024
A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
by bitchuck October 06, 2024
Any wild orgy between Smurfsj.
Due to the lopsided gender ratio, any such gathering will inevitably become a gangbang.
Due to the lopsided gender ratio, any such gathering will inevitably become a gangbang.
According to the reference volume "Sex and the Single Smurfette": as a form of group sex, a Smurf orgy becomes inevitably a gangbang due to lopsided demographics. In the Smurf village there is only one Smurfette. There are seemingly unlimited numbers of male Smurfs, each of whom has blue balls. The only way to relieve all of these blue balls is for Smurfette to smurf every man or boy in the village, one by one, until everyone's smurfed out and too tired to continue.
by bitchuck November 25, 2023
Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes as jewellery, presumably in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her original music video "Like a Virgin".
Because Madonna has long identified as an Italian woman, someone who is AMAB or pagan but presents as her would be a male-to-female cross dresser.
Because Madonna has long identified as an Italian woman, someone who is AMAB or pagan but presents as her would be a male-to-female cross dresser.
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad. No one would do that.
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
A chick who is constantly looking for cocks. She mainly values them for their peckers.
Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.
Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.
by bitchuck August 05, 2024
A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.
In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
by bitchuck August 25, 2024