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A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.
They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
Get the Dodge ball mug.A defensive stance in hockey, taken in response to another player attempting to start a fight on the ice.
The phrase "Elbows up!" enjoyed a spike in popularity in 2025, when it was adopted widely as a Canadian response to foreign bullying. It is a defensive stance, but one which infers standing ones ground.
by bitchuck June 12, 2025
Get the Elbows Up! mug.Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
Get the fair bra Tanya mug.Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
Get the cross dresser mug.Local access and transport area (LATA) is a bullshit term used in U.S. telecommunications regulation to draw an arbitrary line within which telephone calls, even if long-distance, are billed by your local telephone company instead of by your long distance company.
While most are comparable in size to area codes, their arbitrary borders typically do not align with area code boundaries, federated states, local calling areas or much of everything else.
While most are comparable in size to area codes, their arbitrary borders typically do not align with area code boundaries, federated states, local calling areas or much of everything else.
LATA is just an arbitrary administrative construct created by the Feudal Communications Commission (FCC) to allow various monopoly telephone companies to delineate their respective fiefdoms. It's notable primarily for being marginally less useful than LADA, the Soviet motorcar.
The continued existence of the LATA system only serves to indicate that some people in Washington simply have too much time on their hands.
The continued existence of the LATA system only serves to indicate that some people in Washington simply have too much time on their hands.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
Get the LATA mug.If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.
He be a Lion Cheetah.
by bitchuck December 30, 2024
Get the Lion Cheetah mug.A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.
The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.
The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.
Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.
For the best time call +1 613 745-1576. You can set your atomic clock by that.
For the best time call +1 613 745-1576. You can set your atomic clock by that.
by bitchuck September 7, 2025
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