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A play on words intended to invoke "boot camp", a military training camp for new soldiers, by repackaging this as an exercise camp for vain women looking to improve the shape of their arses or "booties".
No need to march off to booty camp, ma'am, I'd be more than willing to drop to my knees and kiss your arse just the way you are.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
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The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.
The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.
Unfortunate that every two-bit agenda-pusher is trying to plop themselves down at the intersection of Church and State.
Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.
Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
Get the At the intersection of Church and State mug.An alternative to evidence-based decision making, "decision-based evidence making" is the practice of collecting evidence to support a pre-existing decision, rather than using evidence in any way to inform the decision itself.
This technique typically involves cherry-picking sources or relying on bad or unreliable authorities to justify or legitimise (after the fact) a questionable decision which has already been made.
This technique typically involves cherry-picking sources or relying on bad or unreliable authorities to justify or legitimise (after the fact) a questionable decision which has already been made.
Dr. Daniel Jernigan resigned from CDC in 2025, telling reporters that Robert F Kennedy Jr seems to be "going from evidence-based decision making to decision-based evidence making" as the Centres for Disease Control began citing debunked studies to support a dodgy claim that vaccines cause autism.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
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More than a few find the magazine to be a pointless and gratuitous sexualisation, especially because of the Swimslut edition. Anything to retain a dwindling audience in a marketplace saturated with Internet and pr0n.
by bitchuck November 3, 2025
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Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Normally the term "junior college" refers to the level of instruction of what is basically community college. These are typically two or three-year "diploma" or "associate degree" programmes for tradespeople, technicians, technologists, nursing assistants or others in various roles who assist university-educated professionals or do useful work.
A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
by bitchuck October 22, 2025
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Paddington Blair just sent us to war in Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction which simply do not exist?
More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.
More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.
by bitchuck October 13, 2025
Get the Paddington Blair mug.In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.
Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.
Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!
Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.
Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!
by bitchuck September 11, 2025
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