Definitions by bitchuck

for a good time call 

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call [phone]. You can set your atomic clock by that.

for a good time call by bitchuck September 7, 2025

Director of American Intelligence 

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

Director of American Intelligence by bitchuck September 3, 2025

fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!

"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."

fuck the shit out of you by bitchuck September 3, 2025

I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™

So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?

I wanna watch by bitchuck September 3, 2025

first served, first come 

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

first served, first come by bitchuck September 1, 2025

zzub zzub 

The sound of a bee flying backward.

This stupid bee zzub zzubed by and backed right into my windscreen. The last thing that went through his mind was his tail.

zzub zzub by bitchuck August 25, 2025

sexual burglary

A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.

Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.

sexual burglary by bitchuck August 22, 2025