Member of that seminal band the Spice Girls which kick started the feminist movement the world over. Their take on womens socio-economic hardships have resulted in in ground breaking music for the masses.
Posh spice , called because of of her classy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
Castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. Time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
She suffers from 'foot in mouth' syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. Without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from Essex popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
She has now turned the phrase Posh Spice into an endearing term for slag
Posh spice , called because of of her classy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
Castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. Time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
She suffers from 'foot in mouth' syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. Without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from Essex popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
She has now turned the phrase Posh Spice into an endearing term for slag
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
Found in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.
Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.
Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .
"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
Place where the elite student fraternity can 'mix with the locals' hence their insistance at pushing to the fron of queues, being obnoxious, thinking they are the first people to get arseholed by drinkng more than 2 pints of Stella.
Situtated north of London the Council has been forward thinking in its provision of gerneral amenitites , that is if your a student, on the benefits or an O.A.P. The architecture remains just as it did 300 years ago which is when most of the council members where born.
Many people can enjoy nights out, standing six deep at the bar waiting to get served because the lack of any real decent drinking establishments.
Situtated north of London the Council has been forward thinking in its provision of gerneral amenitites , that is if your a student, on the benefits or an O.A.P. The architecture remains just as it did 300 years ago which is when most of the council members where born.
Many people can enjoy nights out, standing six deep at the bar waiting to get served because the lack of any real decent drinking establishments.
"hey shall we go clubbing in Cambridge?" "Fuck that, lets go to Newmarket and start a fight with some jockeys"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
A suffix used by large multinational companies to appear a local brand when infact you are secretly redirected to some form of their US centered web site.
lets put a few pages with .uk on the web site otherwise they might rumble that we dont give shit about anything outside the US
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
A political party historically on the left of centre of politics, recently through the hard work of Tony Blair a right wing Conservative party with even more right wing views.
Lurching from scandal to mistake to deceitfullness the labour party has managed to alienate its large following after the Conservative downfall. Many UK voters are now faced with the dilemma of being faced with two right wing parties , both with leaders distrusted by the public.
The Labour party is now in negotiations with President Bush to make the UK the 51st American state so we can enter military conflicts on their behalf whilst they sit at home eating big macs and watching all 235 channels of cable tv 25 hours a day. Tony Blair and his cabinet feel this is not at all in conflict with the roots of labour and their stance for nuclear disarmament and equality for all
Lurching from scandal to mistake to deceitfullness the labour party has managed to alienate its large following after the Conservative downfall. Many UK voters are now faced with the dilemma of being faced with two right wing parties , both with leaders distrusted by the public.
The Labour party is now in negotiations with President Bush to make the UK the 51st American state so we can enter military conflicts on their behalf whilst they sit at home eating big macs and watching all 235 channels of cable tv 25 hours a day. Tony Blair and his cabinet feel this is not at all in conflict with the roots of labour and their stance for nuclear disarmament and equality for all
Id rather see Basil Brush in office than the labour party, at least he's funny and more intelligent than Blair and Blush combined. Mind you with Labours broken promise on fox hunting there might be a Basil about to take office
by binsurfer December 11, 2003