billy-bob mcsanchez's definitions

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

YIDO

A contraction of Yiddish and usually used by rival football fans to describe Tottenham Hotspur fans, as they have a long tradition of being supported by the Jewish community, usually in a way that gives it anti-semitic connotations.

"He's only a poor little Yido
He stands at the back of the Shelf
He goes to the bar, to buy a lager
And only gets one for himself!"

(football song)

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 7, 2005

shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 8, 2005

adolf

An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.

"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."

"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 8, 2005

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005