Definitions by billy-bob mcsanchez

abbo 

A pint of Abbot's Ale

"Mine's an Abbo mate."

abbo by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

choo choo 

Somewhat childish term for a train.

"I'll just be getting the choo choo to Marylebone."

choo choo by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pikey git 

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

pikey git by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

batters 

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

batters by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Jesus wept 

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

Jesus wept by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Sluff 

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

Sluff by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

pair by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005