21 definitions by billy-bob mcsanchez

To go for a slash to urinate
"I'll just be going for a slash, 'wight"
by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005
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(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.
"Athers has got another fucking pair!"
by billy-bob mcsanchez April 7, 2005
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"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"
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Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.
"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."
by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005
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"I'll just be getting the choo choo to Marylebone."
by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005
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An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.
"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."

"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."
by billy-bob mcsanchez April 8, 2005
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