billy-bob mcsanchez's definitions

like a dad

A slang term that can mean either 'really well' or 'really badly', referring to how someone does at an activity.

"'Cos old Alvin smoked 50 a day in his youth he now wheezes and coughs like a dad."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 7, 2005

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

wee wee

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez January 28, 2006

YIDO

A contraction of Yiddish and usually used by rival football fans to describe Tottenham Hotspur fans, as they have a long tradition of being supported by the Jewish community, usually in a way that gives it anti-semitic connotations.

"He's only a poor little Yido
He stands at the back of the Shelf
He goes to the bar, to buy a lager
And only gets one for himself!"

(football song)

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 7, 2005

adolf

An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.

"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."

"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 8, 2005