Science teacher

Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.

"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."

by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 09, 2020

Poo storm

Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below

Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game

by billy baby 333 March 11, 2020

Suicide sext

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it

My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her

by billy baby 333 March 10, 2020

Gold digging

You and your friends pick your noses and whoever pulls out the smallest booger has to eat there’s and all the other boogers

Gold digging is my favorite activity. One time I played with Bob Ross and I hate to eat a booger bigger than his sexy fro

by billy baby 333 March 17, 2020

Cards against humanity

the game where you can make fun of the holocaust, and it's ok

cards against humanity is a fun game, just don't play if your jewish.

by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021