Definitions by billy baby 333

Screw-you Driver 

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

Screw-you Driver by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

Gold digging 

You and your friends pick your noses and whoever pulls out the smallest booger has to eat there’s and all the other boogers

Gold digging is my favorite activity. One time I played with Bob Ross and I hate to eat a booger bigger than his sexy fro

Gold digging by billy baby 333 March 16, 2020

Cards against humanity 

the game where you can make fun of the holocaust, and it's ok

cards against humanity is a fun game, just don't play if your jewish.

Cards against humanity by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Dr. Phil 

a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.

I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us

Dr. Phil by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Science teacher 

Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.

"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."

Science teacher by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020

Poo storm 

Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below

Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game

Poo storm by billy baby 333 March 11, 2020

tongue scratching 

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

tongue scratching by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020