billebllunt's definitions
Noun
Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/
1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but
reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/
1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but
reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
by billebllunt May 8, 2014

Noun
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Noun
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Noun
1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"
A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."
A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Noun
1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.
1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
