pink pong

Noun

1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
Q: "Uh oh, which cup did we use to play pink pong again, Amy?"

A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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jaggerpuss

Noun

1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.

2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."

2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Cramcakes

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
by billebllunt May 08, 2014
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Pussturepedic

Adjective

1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.

2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
"Chubby or worn out vaginas are much more pussturepedic."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."
by billebllunt May 09, 2014
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plinko

Verb

plinko(ed), plinko(ing)

1. When an item, usually dropped by mistake, takes an unusual amount of bounces or an unusually long roll.
"I watched my last casino chip plinko down the steps and through a crack in the boardwalk."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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