by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Get the Sardinean String Theory mug.Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
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1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
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1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.
Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.
Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
by billebllunt May 09, 2014
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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