c-word

The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.

My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat October 23, 2008

smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

swedish exit

To run away from battle.

When they got whupped by the Norwegian army the soldiers took the swedish exit.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

obergruppenführer

In the German Nazi SS an Obergruppenführer was a high ranking general. It also translates from German to mean "upper group leader". In general an orbergruppenführer is a despot boss who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The obergruppenführer boss at work made everybody work over the weekend.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008