upholstered

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

by Bill Peters October 14, 2006

ruler test

A test used in 19th middle and upper class Black communities to decide of a black American was sufficiently white enough to warrant inclusion. The idea is that your hair should be as straight as a ruler. Today the practice is not rightly condemned as "colorism" but is not altogether abandoned. See also brown paper bag test

"Don't go swimming or you won't be able to pass the ruler test when you meet your date's parent's tonight."

by Bill Peters August 19, 2006

dark side

(n) One’s evil nature; the evil flip side of an entity or idea. Term is often used in jest; (Concept has been long recognized by psychologists and theologians but given fresh meaning in the popular vernacular by the “Star War” movie series.)

A "dark-side" hacker (term used in the hacker community) describes someone who produces software or hacks with malicious or criminal intent.

“Don’t bug me, you don’t want to see my dark side.”

by Bill Peters November 11, 2006

andro-dyke

Gay slang abbreviation for “androgynous dyke.” A lesbian who is neither “lipstick” or “butch”, ie., neither overly masculine or feminine. The term "andro-look" and simply "andro" are also commonly used.

Andro-dyke self-identification can be traced to the 1970s.

by Bill Peters October 07, 2006

gerbilling

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.

Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

candy flip

Practice popular at raves of taking ecstasty and LSD simultaneously. (A British band, Candy Flip, popular in the 1990s, was named after this practice).

It looks like EVERYONE here, except the cops at the doorway handing out water, did a candy flip.

by Bill Peters November 10, 2006

brolic

Tough, muscular, macho, aggressive, very large and possibly crazed

I'm not arguing with that dude; he's way too brolic

by Bill Peters November 06, 2006