bill b licious's definitions

manperiod

that time of the month when hormones change- in males it results in increased horniness which lasts approximately 28-31 days.

"dude, my girlfriend's on her period and my manperiod's peakin' - I have got to do something!"

by bill b licious April 13, 2010

dramatexting

1. any form of text messaging which involves fake alerts, unfounded promises, fantasies, falsehoods or plain old bullshit.

2. real time, person to person texts where both individuals, against better judgment, attempt to piss the other one off and have the last word.

1. "Im so sick of dramatexting, yesterday I read an amber alert for spongebob, was promised money from the money angel, was asked to forward five stupid texts to see if I was hot, didn't meet my soulmate and not a fucking thing surprised me @ 11:11!'

2. "When she found out I was seeing someone else she dramatexted me like 50 times, so I just deleted them - I'm done with the dramatexting bitch anyway!"

by bill b licious April 13, 2010

eclectricity

powerful energy or feeling of excitement or anticipation radiated to others from being made up of elements from a variety of sources.

“Billb can seem strange at times but his eclectricity is contagious!”

by bill b licious April 23, 2010

urbex dyslexia

A learning disability marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words, especially those relating to a wrongful entry upon abandoned properties.

Mike: " Look at that decrepit old factory! Is that a 'No Trespassing' sign?
Bill: "Do you mean that sign that says 'Come On In!'?"
Mike: "Oh, you're right, let's urbex!"
Bill: "Why not? You know we suffer from urbex dyslexia! It can't be cured!"

by bill b licious November 24, 2010

negasstivity

a stupid, foolish, or stubborn persons' attitude characteristically lacking in constructiveness, helpfulness, optimism or open-mindedness.

“Damn! Dudes' negasstivity is bringing the whole worlds' happiness down!”

by bill b licious May 7, 2010

egohole

1. Short for egotistical asshole
2. Any bodily orifice that you would like to stuff some assholes’ attitude into.

1. Bill ” Mark has a pretty big ego for such an asshole!”
Stephanie “ No doubt. He’s an egohole!”
2. “Another stupid comment like that and I’m gonna shut you up by stuffin’ it in your egohole!”

by bill b licious March 16, 2009

vaginatarian

An individual who due to personal preferences does not eat meat but regularly enjoys eating pussy.

"I tried trading that ho' a cheeseburger for a blow job but she said she was a vaginatarian and was going home to eat her roomates' pussy instead!"

by bill b licious March 8, 2009