bill's definitions

higsby

the fluid that comes out of a cat's knee when you rub it with a chicken brush while eating it's toes

"holy crap that cat sprayed higsby all over me legs!"

by Bill October 27, 2003

seven

a number what the hell else would it be

2nd grader:look momy i can count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7!

by bill November 4, 2003

1080

A term used to refer to a large man/woman, usually women, whom you would have to roll 1080 degrees to get off of during sex.

"Hey Jim, that 1080's been staring at you all night. You should go talk to her."
"Sorry, I won't do anything that has it's own orbit."

by Bill September 24, 2005

f00ly

a very leet person.

excells above the rest

leet cunt

by bill March 18, 2003

Tolkien nerd

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.

Read the definition

by Bill June 26, 2004

Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

by bill April 7, 2005

Jeepers Creepers

2 of the most straight up gay shit that was ever produced. The director and actors should be crucified.

Damn bitch did you see Jeepers Creepers?
Yeah, why else would i be bleeding from the eyes?

by Bill May 13, 2005