Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

by Bill June 19, 2006

matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

by Bill November 6, 2003

Dumb

A stupid person
A situation where you have to chew on your hand to live.
A sad person.

Jack:"Your dumb, right"
Gilbert:"Yeah"
Jack:"Thats sad!!"

by Bill May 2, 2004

skud

to fart, cut the cheeze, degas, let loose

Dat skud sure has a sweat smell.

by Bill February 17, 2005

howdy

n., An unattractive man dating or coupled with an attractive woman.
Derived from: "How'd he get a chick like that?"
Origin: Andy

The chess club captain is a total howdy. I can't believe he's dating a cheerleader.

by Bill April 28, 2005

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

instigator

Bunty, officially known as the instigator.

GEESE LAWEEZ is that bunty ever an instigator

by Bill May 12, 2004