bill's definitions

Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

by Bill March 14, 2003

downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

by Bill February 14, 2004

Glazed Donut

The glaze affect left on ones face after eating Poonis

Yo son.. what did you just eat cause it looks like you had a glazed donut!

by Bill December 5, 2003

pagida

vigina

i like licking pagidas!

by Bill May 7, 2003

RQ

Short for Regimental Quarters, worlds most awesome Hobby Shop.

We were at RQ until 1:30 last night.

I'm at RQ.

by Bill February 23, 2004

ben wah balls

Any number of balls, usually of metal and a little smaller than a ping-pong ball, inserted either in the vagina or, especially in gay erotica, in the rectum, and then pulled out slowly, producing for many people an intense sensation of pleasure.

The pull-string broke of the ben wah balls, so he wasn't able to extricate them from his ass.

by bill November 28, 2004

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004