bill's definitions

mumbler

Seeing vaginal lips and outline when a girl is wearing tight trousers usually cotton or something thin

I can see the lips moving but dont know what there saying - mumbler

by Bill July 22, 2003

snouch

When one props there legs up on the bed, then proceeds to masturbate to the point of climax having the cum hit your own face.

Brando was lonely last night so he decided to snouch himself before going out!

by Bill December 28, 2004

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.

"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"

by Bill May 18, 2006

downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

by Bill February 14, 2004

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

Boder

erection

man i have a huge boder

by Bill May 7, 2003

hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 8, 2004