bill's definitions

Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

by Bill March 20, 2006

the heater

To shove, forcefully, a fully-engorged penis into someone's rectum. Without lube and without warning. Causing a sharp rise in pulse, blood pressure, and sweat.

Guy A: "Bro, did you ever tag that Emily bitch?"
Guy B: "Please. Dude, I fucking ran 'the heater' on her."

by Bill February 12, 2006

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006

patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

by Bill January 21, 2006

Conservative Elite

The right wing opposite of the liberal elite. The make all liberal seem like communists and tend to jump to the guns. Bush is not part of this group.

The conservative elite are just as bad as the liberal elite

by Bill January 21, 2006

mom

The number one source of great jokes worldwide

I had rough sex with your mom last night

by Bill December 28, 2005

Malarkey

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.

"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."

by Bill December 3, 2005