Shnoz

The nickname for someone who is an idiot, but in a funny and stupid way.

Schnoz is a complete twat!

by Bill November 19, 2003

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.

He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!

by bill September 23, 2004

assprime

Means moron, variants are aprime and vitaminous

your such an assprime

by Bill February 09, 2005

Dumb

A stupid person
A situation where you have to chew on your hand to live.
A sad person.

Jack:"Your dumb, right"
Gilbert:"Yeah"
Jack:"Thats sad!!"

by Bill May 02, 2004

right quack

right quack is derrived from the phrase 'real quick.'

Let me see that magazine right quack before i smack you upside your dome.

by Bill December 11, 2003

Jackasas

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.

Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes

by Bill January 26, 2004