bill's definitions

Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

by Bill June 19, 2006

matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

by Bill November 6, 2003

Chi-Fi

Hi-Fi products, made in China

That brand used to be manufactured in America, now it's Chi-Fi.

by Bill February 8, 2005

Man Lover

A male that likes it up the cornhole

Dave, you are such a man lover.

by Bill March 11, 2004

the pulverizer

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb

i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy

by bill December 1, 2003

sizzauce

Sauce, only used at Friendly's restaurants when waiter screws up order.

Get my sizzauce, nizzow!!

by bill September 16, 2003

srotzu

1. The pinnicle of being a faggot, one who partakes in faggotry

2. See Tanner

Srotzu's father caught him having sex with another man, and then tanned him.

by Bill January 23, 2003