bill's definitions

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006

Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

by Bill March 20, 2006

Navy

The providers of religious, medical, and limo services to the US Marine Corps

Marine 1: This Navy chaplain gives good sermons.

Marine 2: Gotta love those Navy doctors. They save Marines' lives.

Marine 3: Well boys, we gotta go half way around the world to fight. Let's call the Navy to get us there.

by Bill October 10, 2005

normal

A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different

Normal is nothing but a word made up by society

by Bill October 10, 2005

Randolph

The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men

Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.

Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.

Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.

Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel

by Bill April 13, 2006

mom

The number one source of great jokes worldwide

I had rough sex with your mom last night

by Bill December 28, 2005

Malarkey

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.

"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."

by Bill December 3, 2005