bill's definitions

chaste

Clean; one who has not had sex.

Dennis Smith is chaste as a male can be, as he is a 46-year old virgin with a 2.5 inch dick.

by Bill May 12, 2003

pop it in yer ass

when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.

Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass

by bill January 19, 2004

Conservative Elite

The right wing opposite of the liberal elite. The make all liberal seem like communists and tend to jump to the guns. Bush is not part of this group.

The conservative elite are just as bad as the liberal elite

by Bill January 21, 2006

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. The better you do your job, the less chances you have of being promoted. After Working at Minacs for more then 3 months, you will develop a case of Minass.

John's career as a truck driver was Minacs'ed because he went blind.

by Bill March 2, 2005

Weed Man

a man that sells weed

whos your weed man i need some pot

by bill May 13, 2005

ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.

Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.

by bill December 25, 2004

totty

1. Noun. A sexually attractive man or woman. based solely on physical appearance. From a slang term for a prostitute.

2. To be unsteady on one's feet.

1. 'Bill though Jim was a good bit of totty'.

2. 'After five pints Bill was very totty'.

by Bill April 16, 2004