bill's definitions

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

1killercls

One cool dude.

1killercls is so coll it still baffles the un-cool.

by bill January 4, 2004

afganni

name for a mostly indica strain of marijuana that originated in the middle east near afganistan. A dark colored weed that is great for making hashish and a great smoke if you like a knockout high. Has a very strong almost skunky odor. Usually sells from 15 dollars to 20 dollars a gram.

I smoked some bomb afganni last night.

by Bill February 9, 2005

right quack

right quack is derrived from the phrase 'real quick.'

Let me see that magazine right quack before i smack you upside your dome.

by Bill December 10, 2003

caunk

slang term for the male reproductive organ..

penis, cock, dick, talleywaker, mushroomtip, pedro, or johnson.

by bill November 6, 2003

DE

dick eater aka joel viereck

"I eat them i dont suck them," says DE

by bill December 16, 2003

whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.

He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!

by bill September 22, 2004