bill's definitions

Klingons

Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.

Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.

by Bill December 3, 2004

bill of rights

Why you can type what your typing right this second

I'l kill any bastard that trys to destroy the bill of rights.

by Bill March 26, 2003

Flying Nancy

When you grab someone and hump their head:ex face can be done naked or not practical joke.

Billy gave susan a Flying Nancy right to the face at lunch time.

by bill January 19, 2004

gold shower

A beautiful warm stream of lovely piss

She gave him a refreshing hot golden shower

by Bill May 10, 2004

12 second car

a car that can run a 12 second 1/4 mile

once this turbo's in, we'll be runnin low 12s

by Bill February 9, 2003

get the hose

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose

oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose

by bill May 13, 2005

walnut

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

by bill November 20, 2002