Fupid Stuck

Stupid Fuck. A phrase to use online to bypass censorship software.

"There's no evidence of human contribution to global warming, IMHO".
"Hey Fupid Stuck, grow a brain".

by Bilham January 26, 2013

Inquisivity

(noun) Inquisitiveness.

Proneness to inquiry, research, or asking of questions; Eagerness for knowledge; intellectual curiousity.

Do you mind if I ask, are you circumcised? Im sorry for the inquisivity. I just have a thing about smegma.

by Bilham October 21, 2011

Irie Go Bragh

What an Irish Rastafarian says on St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey Mon! Sláinte!"
"Ya Mon! Irie Go Bragh!"

by Bilham May 14, 2010

Conspirabators

People who seem to be aroused by promoting conspiracy theories about controversial public events. They are often found on obscure internet forums, or in bars or parties, where they spew implausible scenaria explaining historical events. The data that they provide is usually cherry-picked or flawed, and they are adamant about the veracity of their cause. Examples include, 9/11, the JFK assassination, Obama birthers, vaccination autism warners, etc.

I saw a guy on a date, and all I heard from him was about how the World Trade Center was brought down by explosives. I couldn't tell if the girl was impressed. I almost went over to him to bitch-slap him. I wish I did. He was just one of those conspirabators.

by Bilham January 19, 2014

Z out

To tabulate and print out the transactions of the day's sales on a cash register.
Metaphorically: To sum up and conclude a transaction or relationship.

"It's quitting time. Did you Z out?"

"OK, if we're gonna Z out, let's talk about the $960 I paid on your Con Ed bill 2 years ago."

by Bilham April 24, 2012

soonest

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

by Bilham April 06, 2014

Seasonal Tsunami

The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day

Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.

by Bilham December 09, 2010