Definitions by bilham

Russian Charge 

Military:
Charge forward against the enemy line, and at the first opportunity, drop and hide from the Russian snipers tasked with shooting deserters. Wait to be POWed and probably fed.

These young men had little training, and no appetite for war;

Commanders behind the trenches sent them into the maw of fire, from ahead and behind, a Russian Charge.

Russian Charge by Bilham March 13, 2022

French queue 

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.

The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.

French queue by Bilham October 31, 2014

soonest 

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014

Conspirabators 

People who seem to be aroused by promoting conspiracy theories about controversial public events. They are often found on obscure internet forums, or in bars or parties, where they spew implausible scenaria explaining historical events. The data that they provide is usually cherry-picked or flawed, and they are adamant about the veracity of their cause. Examples include, 9/11, the JFK assassination, Obama birthers, vaccination autism warners, etc.

I saw a guy on a date, and all I heard from him was about how the World Trade Center was brought down by explosives. I couldn't tell if the girl was impressed. I almost went over to him to bitch-slap him. I wish I did. He was just one of those conspirabators.

Conspirabators by Bilham January 19, 2014

Fupid Stuck 

Stupid Fuck. A phrase to use online to bypass censorship software.

"There's no evidence of human contribution to global warming, IMHO".
"Hey Fupid Stuck, grow a brain".

Fupid Stuck by Bilham January 26, 2013

Ideatic 

1.) Pertaining to the world of ideas.

2.) Creative, imaginative.

I could not sleep last night. I was filled with ideatic energy.

Ideatic by Bilham June 20, 2012

Forefounders 

A garbled reference to the original creators of the United States, who favored independence from English rule and/or wrote the Constitution. It mixes "Fore-fathers" and "Founding fathers."

"This president is attacking religion, and is putting in place a secular agenda that our forefounders would not recognize." -Mitt Romney, February 8, 2012.

Forefounders by Bilham May 22, 2012