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Definitions by bigtones

christmas 

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.
That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.
christmas by bigtones September 6, 2006

spot killer 

Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.
Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!
spot killer by bigtones August 29, 2006

sketchgasm 

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.
I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.
sketchgasm by bigtones August 15, 2006

rocapads 

Feminine pads produced by the Rocafella family. First advertised on Chappelle's Show.
"If your bum is leakin, you need to be seekin -- Rocapads. It's the Roc!!!"
rocapads by bigtones August 9, 2006
Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.
The A380 is capable of seating 800 normal-sized people, or 500 Americans.
A380 by bigtones June 19, 2006

Posercrat 

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.
"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."
Posercrat by bigtones June 16, 2006
Simply a person who does not fit into any social hierachy, be it school, work, sports, etc.
"He's not as cool or as good looking as us. And he thinks he's making a point by treating us like we are invisible. What an outcast."
--Sample outward impression.
outcast by bigtones June 11, 2006