big steve's definitions

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 2, 2007

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

wool

A woman (from the appearance of pubic hair); Pubic hair

Lets leave -- there's no wool in this club -- it's boy's town.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Aconnyfondeeda

A word created when an awesome kid was in kindergarten and wanted to remember a word for the rest of his life.

The kid was in kindergarten- there is no definition.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

slickie

An aroused, wet vagina

She was purring when my fingers rubed her slickie.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008