Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!
by Big Mike May 03, 2006
Quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, best quarterback around, man who originated the "RothlisBURGER" sandwich at Pepi's in Pittsburgh, also know as Big Ben and Berger....o yea, GO STEELERS
by BIG MIKE April 18, 2005
heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.
"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit
by Big Mike February 01, 2005
I call shotgun, no joust
by Big Mike April 25, 2004
wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.
by big mike November 14, 2003